Rumors of Tory Lanez’s Innocence Debunked By Legal Journalist

Tory Lanez fans were ready to celebrate their king’s innocence but it seems that the tiny titan will remain behind bars as he is still guilty.

Everyone’s favorite legal journalist in a bob, Meghann Cunnif, pulled up to social media to put rumors to rest that the attorney general had signed off on the singer’s innocence in the shooting case of Megan Thee Stallion.

“All the court did was consolidate Lanez’s habeas petition and his actual appeal,” she wrote. “They haven’t ruled on anything yet and it’s pathetic that this trash website amplifies outright lies, even when the court document is right there staring everyone in the face.”

She continued,

“This is an entirely new habeas petition. He has one in from last year about the driver’s statement, but according to the docket his lawyers filed another one this week. Which makes the idea that the court somehow granted it even stupider. AG hasn’t even responded yet!”

Cuniff also pointed out that Lanez‘s legal team attempted an appeal before and that the attorney general responded not in favor to it.

“Appellant used the word “s***” as a replacement for the shooting that happened hours earlier. As he blamed the alcohol, it is inconceivable that he was apologizing for any consensual sexual relations that took place weeks or months earlier,” the attorney general responded.

“Likewise, as appellant said he did not have even remember what he had been arguing about, it is inconceivable that he was apologizing after that, especially because it was given in the context of a discussion which included concern about Pete’s status in the hospital.”

In the meantime, thee hot girl coach has dropped a second musical offering for the girlies to run the street with this fall/winter. Her latest single, “Bigger In Texas”, channels her alter ego Tina Snow and the deluxe version of her album, Megan Act II, offers an entirely new tracklist of songs with popular features.